CYBER TALK

So there I am, puttering from chat room to chat room, when all of a sudden, this message flashes before my eyes: "Hi honey, wanna cyber-fuck?" I sigh in disgust.

This is not the first time this has happened to me. It seems the moment you reveal yourself as a female in a chat room, you are bombarded with questions from "men"-asking where you live, what you are wearing, and, like this particular loser, if you wanna cyber.

So here I am thinking that I came into a CHAT room. CHATTING being what I had in mind. So I tell this guy "no, I'm only here to talk."

Two seconds later, my screen lights up with this rather lovely response. "You snobby Bitch. Fuck you then." Now, I am sorry, but just because I did not want to tell some guy I look like Sable, or whoever the newest "babe" is, and am ripping off my clothes just to keep his interest, does not in my book, make me a bitch. And yeah, all those "men" are probably just thirteen year old boys looking for a thrill, and the idea that I would be any cause for some over-hormonal masturbation absolutely disturbs me.

So I decide to test this theory. See I am not a male-basher or anything, so I wanted to see if it would work the other way around. So I posed as a guy and entered yet another room. Sorry ladies, that whole "we are sooooooo innocent" does not stand up to what I experienced within those five minutes in a chat room. Not only was I invited to "cyber", but I was asked if I liked whips and chains, told I could be the "dominant" one, and asked to join in a female group of cyber. So all you guys out there are drooling and wondering WHICH rooms I was in, I'll tell you. No-it was not a sex room, it wasn't even a flirting room. It was a Yahoo room and the "topic" was the TV show Friends. And to my knowledge, none of the "friends" engaged in any of the acts I was asked to be a part of.

So I'm left with no where to go. Neither a man nor a woman can escape the "cyber" world in chat rooms. I JUST WANT TO TALK! If anyone finds one of these places anywhere on the net, let me know. I am down to the belief that they just don't exist. Oh, and if you happen to see angeleyes_545 out there, she DOESN'T wanna cyber!

Samantha loves to dance to the tunes of the "Footloose" soundtrack, but that's only when she really feels like kickin it. There is nothing better than listening to "Let's Hear it for the Boy" on song repeat.